Thursday, August 16, 2012

A letter to an inanimate object

Dear Crib Sheet,

Why do you always insist on kicking my ass?

Why can't you just fit on nice and snug without a wrestling match?

Why must I get sweaty, frustrated, and potty mouthed just to get the nasty smell of stale pee out of the kid's room?

Can't we just make a sheet and/or crib mattress of regular proportions so working mom's (who just want to get their maniac toddler to bed in a matter of minutes) can get this done in about two minutes?

Thank you.


Frustrated Mama sick of pee smell

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